Flatlander Grogg is a medium roast coffee with a creamy composition of rummy and nutty notes.
“Like his cousin The Highlander, the Flatlander, who lives somewhere in the Midwest, grows HIS own coffee beans as well. Unlike his cousin’s coffee, it doesn’t make him ‘immortal’. You see, in trying to duplicate his cousin’s magical coffee recipe, he forgot the letter ‘t’ in the word ‘immortal’ when copying down the recipe. Unfortunately, all that the coffee he developed does for him is make him ‘immoral’. Now he can’t help but drink too much, cuss too much, and…well..you get the picture!
We, at LukeWarm, have copied the taste of The Flatlander’s coffee but have not included the ingredients that would make you ‘immoral’. So enjoy this coffee without the fear of immoral thoughts (at least not from our coffee).”
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